OH MY GOD!!!!

Relax people. I'm NOT posting something about janice!!. Lots of moments warrant an "Oh my God" and lots have happened lately. So I was just wondering why not post it? So here goes the top three Oh my God events that I have come across in the past three months or so. This can also be taken as a tag!(anybody who reads this!!)

I keep it to three because I can't type that much!!

#3: 20 Seconds to fame!

(always reverse order keeps up the suspense!!) Three years he followed her. Then he got acquainted. And how much did the talk last?? 1 hr?NO. 30 minutes? NO. 10 atleast?? NO. Man this is pathetic 5 at least?? NOPE. Then how much??.....The answer is 20...SECONDS not minutes. OH my GOD. 20 seconds was all the time he could talk to her to. Phew. I can't even pee in that time!!.. Well but then he has developed after that. Good to hear. Phew.


#2: Situation Situation Situation!!

Remember one of those times when somebody says something really good but it turns out bad because it is said in the wrong situation and interpreted wrongly?
Well that makes the subject of our #2 event. This involves two of my best friends in college. Shri hari (ET) and niveditha (ducky!!). It was the fifth hour of 10/10/2006. I still remember the date because I use it to tease Et a bit now and then. Lol! Yeah . A few seniors were standing out and rudely bird watching our class girls. How mean! Our class girls asked us to close the door. Did we?...Naaah forget it! So they closed it themselves. But ET went and opened it in the excuse of drinking water. And came back. The girls asked again but we did not budge. A tall guy outside was particularly looking at ducky here so she asked ET,"Hottie i love You .Please close the door!!!!". That's the nickname she's kept him. Imagine someone saying what she said and someone else who is unaware of the circumstances which led to this. That was the case of a lot of people whp heard that!1 The result. Laugh riot!! Et was blushing. she tried making up by saying that
she loved everyone and stuff but nah. Said is said. 'nuff said. As shrey says.

#1.5: The Wacky proposal!!

Though there is no 1.5 in the list of integers, I could not restrain myself from adding this. And this one does not match the OHMYGODLINESS of the first one. So Here goes No. 1.5.

A guy proposes to a girl. It is supposed to be romantic with sweet words exchanged and all that blah blah. I had the opportunity to come across one which the guy started by saying " How are you?" and the girl ended up laughing about it!! Remember the tall guy in #2?? The duck watching guy?? Now when I left class for three days I could see him wherever we were. I just thought it was a coincidence and let it pass. One other day , the time before lunch too me ,ET, and brindha saw him. Brindha pointed him out to us. We just stayed behind to see what was happening. The guy searched here and there and finally went. We were puzzled.Next day dawned.

Ed hour before lunch is just over. the guy is outside. Our beloved ducky goes outside.......
Baldy: Hi
Ducky:(silent)
Baldy:I'm talkin to you only.
Ducky: Oh hi.
Baldy: How are you?(they don't know each other. remember that)
Ducky:Why are you folllowing me??
Baldy:Listen.....(shifts awkward pose) I love you!!(?!?!?!?!)
Ducky:(bursts into a fit of laughter)(poor guy!!)I already have a boyfriend!!(As if!!)
Baldy:oh ok.(tragic war hero look!!!)
Man that was awesome. The guy was more than six feet tall. She was just two third his height. I don't know how he chose her. But thanks to him we have our No. 1.5 event!!!

Tadah....

#1:You Dare me!!!

Shivram,my pal, a really daring guy who speaks what comes to his mouth. Free going guy and loves to have fun. One day after school reunion (Past Vs present or whatever) at Stanes he and a fellow 12th grader went to Nilgiris to munch some stuff. This guy Shivram doesn't know any of his 11th standard guys ok?..Yeah. Now they are at a table eating stuff and sipping their juice when a cute girl comes up to him.
G:You look cute!!
SHIV: Thanks.
G:You look like a gangster with those two buttons open.Really cute!
SHiv:Thanks again!
G:Ok I gotta go.(she starts to leave)
Shiv: (Calls her)Hey..will you marry me???
Nilgiris. Lots of people watching over. Her heart stopped a beat. Her friends were staring.
G: Er....actually it was a dare by friends over there. They asked me to do this stuff. I'm actually doing 11th in stanes.
Shiv:Why me?? Why not your immediate senior??
G:actually I had a crush on you when you were in school!(blushes)
Shiv:Then why did you not tell me??I may have gotten another girl after I joined college. SO why??
G:I don't know.
Shiv: So will you marry me??
G:(thinks fast).Ok I will if you get me a diamond necklace.
Shiv:Ok I will. So marry me.
G:You did not get me a necklace yet. So I won't marry you!
Shiv:(ha ha) I said I'll get you one if you marry me not if you say you'll marry me.
G:Ok I'll think about it.
Shiv:Ok you think about it and by the way get my number we will get together and if it works out let us see.
G:ok my friends are waiting I gotta go.
Shiv:(she walks a bit)..hey..(she turns)....muahh(flying kiss.)...all her friends stare.....

This guy doesn't even know her. But did all he did because she was cute.OH MY GOD!!

Life is great!!