There is this corner Bodega near my place, whose ATM I use when I need quick cash. Today I happened to use it. I swear it was SO SLOW that if I'd walked to my bank's ATM half a mile away, I could have withdrawn money, spent it and then got back and it would still be processing.
Today I almost gave up on a task and as I was drafting an email stating why, inspiration hit me. Thirty minutes later I submitted the solution and discarded that draft with a smug look on my face.
I turned 26, nekkid. Here's to an interesting year.