Oops I married again :Look at britney spears. She has the record for the shortest marriage. Not even 24 hours. Poor guy did not even have time to get famous! It is estimated that in the course of her life she would marry at least 23 times more and will be pregnant with her child with that husband while fed-ex would still do the same old job. Yes she was a talented singer . Or rather is. But is money and fame everything?
Shortcut to Fame : Instant divorces, bits of clothing.
Shilpa shetty and(or) Jade goody. Hmm this is a topic which has been churned again and again till the milk became curd. Their shortcut to fame? Racism! Make a racist remark and there you go. You're famous. One is made popular and the othe is made the face of tourism for crying out loud. I agree Shilpa Shetty was famous before. But she gets an award just because she withstood racist remarks? Come on even I could do that. All of a sudden she becomes a hero! Today in the paper I saw her photo, her in London, showing the victory sign and smiling broadly. Makes my skin crawl!
Shortcut to Fame : (i)Object of racist remarks and cried because of that,
: (ii)Made the racist remark.
Lalloo Ji : Being a chief minister in India is one of the most easiest(!) ways to fame. Be the chief minister, keep names like rasagulla, jilebi for you daughters, have a round white head, go to jail, spit red goo, and int he end you'll be famous and people from harvard(rite?) will invite you to give them a lecture! That is like this crow which shat on me today. Of all the people in my group sitting and having lunch this crow shits on me for the second time. Illogical comparison? Well Lalloo's ways are too!!
Shortcut to fame : capemaarithanam!
Other ways to fame:
* Do a nosejob and make it fall off while dancing.
*Dangle a child out of the window.
*Have an affair with some famous guy/girl!
*Blast any tower!
*Become the president of the USA and do this!-->Click here
Well there you go. You've got a lot of choices there. Fame is just a foot away! Notoriety yeah, but fame! The more I see these people the more I feel like smirking or crushing the mosquito I just caught right now. After all fame isn't everything right? Fame along with ridicule is!!!!
Sharan's scale : Whale poop>>>>>>>>> the above mentioned people.
Now let me hear your say!!
Ciao!
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or by being a gold medalist and jumping from the seventh floor of the company which employed you...oops!!! what a waste of life....my machine tool engg. sir calls it 'lack of mental fitness'.
er..dont get cha! :P
i heard a guy jumped from the seventh floor of wipro....he being a gold medalist from coll and had a very good salary....wipro- hyderabad i think...
i was thinking of ways to become popular;)...best thing to do is to murder these politicians and actors...
@athos...o ok...hes lost it...yea that is a good way...but before that theyll murder us ..eg ..veerasami
Copy crap frm somebody else's book and paste it (unedited stuff) onto ur book..Tadaa you r famous "Plagiarism"
Illena best thing..Flunk in ur 12th boards and commit suicide..u r famous..
Or kill ur gf/bf. nalla fame kedaikum :|
The world is brimming with cracked up ppl..
Nice thot neways :) Neatly written too (Whale poop excluded tho :P)
You forgot the biggest one of 'em all - 'audition' on American Idol! These people give me a complex - a superiority complex! :-) And Im a person who cannot sing even if my life depended on it. Go figure.
And hey, if all else fails, get kissed by a who's-that-again Indipop star (ex: Mika) and then go to the media cryin harassment! (a la Rakhi Sawant)
P.S: Check out this bloke called Ian Benardo who auditioned on American Idol, you'll know what I mean -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQU6qox6Kbk
look at marlon samuels
Yesterday- a lazy west indian cricketer who can hold a bat and at times roll his arm.
Today- headline in every channel
what did he do?- Match fixing
now he ll be added to the elite group
@ priya lol yea,... i forgot american idol..i saw yesterdays auditions....a girl sang(shud i use sang??) and then swore at the judges for not selecting her..the nerve....and i dint wanna mention the lady in the paper yesterday...lol...u must ve read about her....the astronaut who went after her love!!!!
good post, have u seen tat vivek comedy in which vivek and mayil samy talk in a tv show in which vivek was called kaakha chithan i forgot the film name though,they fight on screen after that vivek gets money from mayilsaamy.. tats the exact case with shilpa and jade goody!!
Astronaut case was hilarious too!!
man...THAT was funny...really cool one..the bush video was hilarious...! another way to fame, bump off your ed lecturer...or ours...you'd become a hero...
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