Definition of " C.R.A.P"

Ok. Crap is primarily a kind of an exclamatory word to express ur distaste or disapproval. There are various forms that can be used, each one has its own meaning and that is what the user wants it to mean.

What crap?? ---> Blabber
AAhhh Crap! --> Used in place of shit,fuck etc!!
That's the crappiset song I've heard!! --> U are better off listening to a zombie shriek

And many more.

Well today's definition is based on a story . A true life story.

All characters in this story are REAL. Any likenesses to real characters are not figments of your imagination.

So as it happened I was sitting on the couch after watching "At world's end" at a theatre near me. Trying to pass my time. By the wya that was a super movie!.

The itme was 7 30 and "Malargal" was on TV.(My dad sees em) If you are wondering what that is, stop right now. It is just one of those tamil mega serials. ( Man women are so contradictory. Mega sleeves -->really small sleeves. Mega serials---> No one has estimated the length of this yet ). So it was the final episode of the series. Thank God!! (You think??From monday they are going to air another one called "Megala"). The final episode was almost over. They are at a marriage. The marriage of the hero and heroine's relatives. They have almost passed around the thaali when the VIllain guy comes in. (Yea you guessed right..Green shirt with a gun tucked in his crotch!!)


The guy happens to be the bride's ex-lover.(That means he loved her but she did not). He enters with a touching dialogue( YOu kidding me??)

"naan evlo thaan avala kaadhalichi ava enna vittaalum ava santhosham thaan mukkiyam"(the girl's father mannichifies him too!!)

So he goes in and sits up front. When the ceremony is almost complete the guys takes the gun out, has a good look at it then keeps it back. Voila!! No one notices!!

Then as if that wasn't enough, one minute later, he takes it out (very obviously) aims it like they do at shooting ranges, and people all around him don't even notice!! For the love of God there's
people like one metre away and they don't notice. You see thats because the hero needs time to drag his fat ass to knock the gun out of his hand exactly when he fires. As if that wasn't enough, they let him go without even calling the police.

Manidha thanmai???
or
Crap???

Want more? They finish the marriage as if nothing happened. Everybody is smiling. They live happily ever after. (At least till the subam sign comes on TV. )

That's all the patience I had. Before Anjali came on I scooted of to the recluse of my computer!!

Redefining crap. A thousand times over.