X and Y preparing for internals. 

Y : Do you know the portions?

X : Nope. *grins*

Y : Ok. Text Z and find out.

*z is this fat person*

X : Ok. *types and clicks sends*

Airtel : Message sending failed. Check details.

Y : What happened?

X : *solemn faced* Message recipient too big. 

(Y rolls around laughing)

X, Y and Z wil not be revealed due to x and y's fears of being pummeled by z.