Apr 6, 2009

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
April.
April, who?
April Fool.
......
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Kelly.
Kelly who?
Kelly Hu.
Kelly who?
Kelly Hu.....
.......
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo hoo! did you wet your diapers?!
........
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who let the dogs out!
Who let the dogs out, who?
Who, who who!
........
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock Knock.
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange-who glad I didn't say Banana?!
.............
The first four were by yours truly and the last one I heard from Vidyuth. I have a newfound love for knock, knock jokes. Does it show?

7 comments :

Tina Nandi said...

oh.my.gosh!
loved it! thanks for that - really needed a laugh!
i especially loved the "who let the dogs out" one! i totally LOL-ed! :)
kudos to Ryan! :P

Nithya said...

:D That afternoon was fun :D Swat agrees :)

Hari said...

:-/ april 1st 2009 was.. not successful..

Nithya said...

Hari --> Lol :D :D :D

bhavini said...

Dyoood! Kya men (Goan style)

Hari said...

@nithya:
i refuse to lol with u..

Anonymous said...

Nice.