Mar 15, 2008



You put the cap on, but there is always someone who leaves it open. The ink is always wet. A few words is all it takes to make a world of difference. Either way 'round. The tiny blue light from my USB hard drive blinks at me knowingly.

X : Why do you take painkillers?
Y:Coz I'm in pain.
X:(Smiles) Aren't we all? Aren't we all?

Half of the stuff that happen to us are brought on us by ourselves. There's a lot of difference between "You do your job and what'll be will be" and "What you do, matters.".

I have all the time in the world. But whatever you do there is something that remains. Always. If I did whatever I wanted to do in the past, then whatever I want to do now I would have put off. The cycle repeats and you run out of ink in the end.

Reality doesn't suck. You just didn't do enough to make it rock.

Mar 12, 2008

People..A few of 'em

A tribute to all the people who've entertained me these past few weeks.




Goten- goku's son. His happiness is infectious I tell you.


















Vegito- Attitude and intelligence.
















Chandler Bing : Should I BE any more descriptive?
















Dr Cameron Allison (House. M.D.). Sigh!





















Dr.Gregory House. it would be the ultimate encounter if he meets Chandler
















Michael Scofield - That cold steel stare is something.

















Alex Mahone : The Mean killing machine. Awesome actor.








The list is not an exhaustive one, by the way.

P.S:Go Cameron!

Mar 11, 2008

Rape me!!! (DON't)

Rules:
1. Put your MP3 player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
My gift of silence (Blackfield)

I have the right to remain silent. :)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Goodbye for now (P.O.D)

Blink.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
A Change Of seasons (Dream theatre)

I wonder what that means...

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Nothing else matters.(Should I say who?)

Yes, true.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Smells like teen spirit (Ditto)

Oh yea!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hallowed be thy name!!!(Maiden!)

Do these players have a brain ? Or do they really know me that well?

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Anywhere but here (Sick puppies)

Ok. The player is dumb. Proven.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
I stand alone (Godsmack)

Cross checked too.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The unforgiven II(Metallica!!!

Why would I :O

WHAT IS 2+2?

Mama I'm coming home! (Ozzy!)

Rofl

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tainted Love (The ramones)

Oh really?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Crowded (Instrumental)

This person is really huge I guess.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
My ashes (Porcupine tree)

Hmm..

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Bitter sweet symphony (The verve)

I would like that. Add twom ore spoons of sugar if possible.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
American Idiot (Green day)

Next time I see that person I'm sure this'll pop into my mind!


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Wake me up when september ends (green day)

Yes that is what happens every morning.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sweet escape (Gwen stefani )

I would love to make fun of my dance to that song!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Feel Good Inc (Gorillaz)

What are you feeling good about?? phbbt..

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Another brick in the wall (Pink floyd)]

Niiiice..

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Laila (Eric clapton)

Yes. she hides in my closet. I sneak her out whenever I want to.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Be yourself (Audioslave)

One of the things...

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

Rape me (Nirvana)

Bessht ending!!

Ahh music. And stupid random tags.

The past never comes back...

What would you do if somebody showed up in front of you and told you that there is no present? And that we are living in the past? And that everything is in the past? Spooky heh? But true.

The sun's light takes us eight minutes to reach us. We have light which was emitted eight minutes back. So we see the sun in a position it was eight minutes earlier. Light from stars far off takes millions of light years to reach us. So effectively light emitted when the universe was formed is reaching us now. Think about the delay in sound then.

Everything in space is in the past. So said Dr. Venkatavaradhan, a very nice guy I should say. We do not have anything called "present". So said Stephen Hawking in "Brief History Of time".

So in case you are talking someone far off and you say "I'm Alive", you might end up scaring him out of his senses, in case you end up dying the very next moment before the sound reaches him.

Space time rocks. They say "The past will never come back." I say "Does it even have to?"

Mar 6, 2008

M.E.

Ten Things You Wish You Could Say To People Right Now (names withheld) :

1) I think you'd do better without the artificial laugh.

2) Saying fuck once in every five words isn't cool. Very not cool.

3) You seriously have a problem with concentration. And you have to start keeping your word.

4) I don't know what I would do without you.

5)I wish I had the power to wish for stuff

6) Oh brother' where art thou?

7)Really?

8 )How did it feel when you "burned out"?

9) Wish you were here.

10) I really admire your stubbornness. You make a fool out of yourself in front of so many people and still you think people are actually laughing because you cracked a joke.

Nine Things About Yourself

1) I am a dreamer.

2) I am weird. Good-weird.

3) I love silence. I love sound too.

4) I can be everything you want IF I care.

5) I love my life.

6)I wish I were cheese-melting right now.

7) I can guitar smells like teen spirit, in my head

8 )I'm the laziest walker. Ever.

9) I have these temporary moments of depression.

Eight Ways To Win Your Heart

1) Be yourself. It is not worth impressing me if you have to change yourself to do so.

2) Don't fuss about me. Please.

3)Walk with me.

4) Give me the satisfaction of having cheered you up.

5)Tease me. And make me laugh too with you and the others.

6)Pull stupid faces when I least expect it.

7) Call me to ARC for a hot plate of masala poori.

8 )Play "crap challenge" (Ask me for the rules) with me and beat me at it.

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot

1) Will this end?

2) Why me?

3) What if I die tomorrow?

4) Why does curd rice taste so fuckin' awesome?

5) Why do girls play with their hair all the time?

6) I am wasting my time.

7) Home sweet home.

Six Things You Wish You Never Did

1) I wish I paid more attention to people than I did.

2) I wish I made no one curse me because I did not have time for them.

3) I wish I weren't an introvert earlier in my school days.

4) I wish I never hurt someone's feeling without my knowledge. With my knowledge is ok because I wanted to.

5)I wish I did not waste so much time.

6)Crack a joke when someone is damn serious.

Five Turn-Off’s

1) Fake laughter.

2) Excessive usage of perfume

3) Excessive swearing

4) Fake accents

5) BAckstabbing

Four Turn-On’s

1) Understanding me.

2) Abiltity to be fun and intellectually challenging

3) Surprises.

4) Genuineness

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die

Fall In love

Write my autobiography.

And melt cheese on the alps with the one I find the best companion at that time.

Two Smileys that Describe You

:-??

:)

One Confession:

not yet. not yet.


I had forgotten how it felt to do a tag. Not anymore!

Feb 23, 2008

My pet cat

My pet cat,
Is very fat
Because he ate many rats
My pet cat
Can't lie down flat.
Don't tell him I told you that
My pet cat
Is very fat.

Voila! A triolet!

Feb 13, 2008

No. 126

I've realised..
  • That stupid questions don't have answers. You just have to retaliate with another question -"WTF??"
  • That my PQT teacher is too boring to exist. An extract from a conversation.
Me : She's just too boring to exist..
Hari:Her children will become geniuses.
Me:(Arched eyebrows)
Hari: She's so boring that they'll find everything else so interesting that they'll grasp stuff better.
Me:Not if they die out in the first two three years.
  • That when I say I'm bored I'm looking at only my side of the argument. I should rephrase it to "We're bored".
  • That politics is omnipresent and omni"suck"-ent
  • That I can bend metal. I just bent a chair by sitting on it. I have a strong feelin git was already bent and weak from the last pounding. I was a scapegoat.
  • That first impressions are not the best impressions. They are the ones you refuse to go against. So it is not my fault if you're a stubborn dunderhead.
  • That food shared tastes good. When not shared it tastes good for a longer time. Hey I'm mortal.
  • That Colleges are just schools with a fancy name. I had to write a letter for being absent half a day. And a friend got chucked out for talking.
  • That mindless arguments make you feel good only if the people you argue with make you feel good.
  • That there will be a perpetual pain in my ass. Sources may vary.
  • That this may be boring to you. But hey I did not ask you to read this did I?
  • That this is the first post I've numbered. Thank No.18 for that.
Now shoo...

Feb 6, 2008

Demons..

Fate sucks. It shows up at the worst possible time with the worst possible news which will affect the last person you ever want to hurt. It'll leave you no way out and when you do somehow make a way for yourself it will lead to yet another catacomb of supposed exits which lead you into deeper and darker territory till you eventually give up and let go.

Happiness and sorrow are two sides of the coin they say. It really sucks when one side of it is biased so that you get it all the time and when you do get the other side it hits you hard. And when nobody undersatnd it is the cherry on the cake isn't it? A very very nasty cake with a rotten cherry, yea....

When you trust someone, you know they'll be there for you. You have faith in them that they'll stick around. I wish I had been around. I wish I had atleast been a cause of what had happened. It feels like shit to be at the receiving end for something you never did and don't even know how it happened and wouldn't ever wish for it happen. Makes me wish it was me who had done it. Atleast I'll know what I'm feeling bad for.

Will I ever break free?

Feb 4, 2008

Rain drops keep falling on my heaaaaad...

Bringing in the quizmaster- Rs 35000
Entry fee per team- Rs 30
Stage setup(read lanjam)- Rs 1000+
The result- One priceless kick-ass quiz

For me, the thrill lies not in knowing the answer but when my guesses end up being right. I thought I would miss all the fun when I was entrusted the responsibility of 'Event co-ordinator' but trust me, I was as wrong as the one who said the earth is flat. What's better was I got my own private quiz backstage before it all started! Gopal Kidao rocks. Seriously.

"Kid" as his friends call him, is a very simple man. I went to pick him up at the railway station and was surprised to see a simple man with an unassuming smile walking up to me. Kid(if I may call him that) finds pleasure in small things. Right before his entry on the stage he requested us to play a soundtrack as a cue. Kid is an amazing quizmaster. You'll be almost done with giving the right answer and you'll never find out from his face whether you are on the right track. Kid has a very friendly air about himself. Kid is patient. Kid rocks.

From the quizmaster to the teams. Ah, the teams. Waat lavuly teams. Mindblowing answers which made me swear into the microphone (which thankfully was switched off). Answers which make you look up in awe because you never thought one could possibly know that answer. Ejjitement all around. Funny moments galore. A picture perfect "Thomas mason affair" hunched up beside the screen looking closer for hidden clues. Rival school teams( from S.B.O.A. Rock on da's and di's) going at each other just for the fun of it. Rival PSG teams going at each other as well. Teams 1 and 5 stole the show. Quizzing as it should be done.

The audience. Whatever questions you throw at them they have an answer waiting. Myriad people of various ages, gasping, sighing, cheering, whippee-ing at all the right times. Whatya sight to begold....

The scorers. Couldn't have gotten three better people. Nithya,vasuki and ranjith, were awesome company. The volunteers. Couldn't have done it without them.

Nutty and varun. I wish they weren't in fourth year.

Mouli anna. All in all alaguraja!

Quiz over. Late night drive to city tower. And food after 14 hours. Food had never tasted better. Pangs of guilt when I thought about niveditha's broken laptop screen. I wish I'd been around.

Intercollegiate quiz next day. Funny time at the prelims. Paired up with shiva for the first time. Wracked our brains for the craziest guesses possible, got 4 on 25 and still had the biggest grins as though we had aced through 'em. Boring prelims but mindblowing finals!

The missing key caper followed. A very tired and irritated-by-his-poor-memory nutty lying sprawled on the stage in the Ac hall. A very tired me, varun and hari accompanied him. Carefree hour. Comic relief on finding put what happened.

Root(kriya) had achieved what Kriya on the whole had failed to. Success beyond measure. The turnout was amazing. The questions, better. The answers we got- the best. My class guys rock!

Enter Jimmy wales. Excellent choice of words is all that I can say. Later that evening we were invited to a dinner with Jimmy Wales a the residency. I could appreciate the goodness of the man who at there answerng our questions as though nothing else was his priority. To quote a few of his words..

Question : Was wikipedia just an effort to spread knowledge to others, a sign of your altruism?"
Answer: (not the exact words but almost) I'm zero percent altruistic. I like having fun and I like being challenged intellectually.

Question: If Steve jobs came to you and offered 50 Million for wikipedia would you sell it?
Answer. Oh gosh no. If I were selling it, I would start the bid at 1 billion! Moreover I don't think Steve has that much money! (lol)

Question:What were your thoughts when you saw an article about you on Wikipedia?
Answer: In the first few months when wikipedia was founded there wasn't an article about me. People started asking questions and frankly any encyclopedia without an article about its founder is useless! (Casual and smooth!)

And when a video was screened from a system running windows and it so conveniently crashed "This is why I use linux. The transition from windows to linux is too slow in my opinion."

Excellent three days. Made me realise how much I loved eating and how much more I missed doing that. I traded a cozy sleep in my room for a night at a friend's place where we all had to stay awake the whole night thanks to the mosquitoes who were rather too upbeat that night. Night out on the terrace gazing up at the stars. Life hain to aisi??

Nice long talks with Hari and Erin. There was a point when i thought I would not have time for blissful talks, sitting on chairs in all the ways they are not meant to be sit on. I'm glad I was wrong.

P.s : I love rain.